WTF RACCOON, GET OUT OF HERE
Ari has been rocking a toe ring since the 90s. She is the only person I know who has one, loves it, defends it, and encourages others. I won't do it!!!!!
Straight camouflage
One night Kiersten and I had a race through the buffet line at Sweet Tomatoes to see who would get to the register first. She was winning at one point, and then I skipped a family of 4 who were taking forever at the salad dressings. It was a tie, and then my register guy thought I was dining alone and gave me the 10% senior discount, and the old people in front of Kiersten thought she was dining alone and gave her an extra coupon they had.
Goodbye summer! Hello fall! No hurricanes please.