I found these gems in a Chinatown giftshop.
Sgt. Doakes IS MY FAVORITE - the way he said "fuck you" always had me rolling laughing
Polar Bear Club played at Slim's! All my friends are living saints, ya heard
An empty cable car train? UNHEARD OF
The chillest filipino grandpa driver turned around and said "You have your own personal limo" and I laughed and said "and you're my chauffeur!" -- he got a kick out of that. He looks like Ari's grandpapi <3
puppy what you doing in the cake??
My sister and I exercised our American right to visit an old prison recreationally and enjoyed Alcatraz island.
Look how close San Francisco is! The inmates couldn't swim that???? JK there were sharks in the water, let's get real.
Al Capone was sentenced to Alcatraz for income tax evasion (not murder or anything).
This was the library, and certainly one of the only times you will find me in one. Alcatraz has a self-guided audio tour included with your ticket, which is pretty comprehensive and really awesome. I haven't worn headphones like that IN A MINUTE THO.
The prisoners had little peep windows to see outside.
Those little white specs are really fat seagulls, the extent of wildlife at this National Park.
Someone told me "When you go to Alcatraz, check out the garden the inmates kept" - what a green thumb!